Elected president without actually running or people actually voting, he has continued to run the country without actually running it.
Joe Biden is a man of many accomplishments. Such as blinking, reading a teleprompter, occasionally correctly, following instructions on cheat sheets, intermittently being aware of where he is, eating ice cream, and occasionally going to the bathroom on his own.
Elected president without actually running or people actually voting, he has continued to run the country without actually running it.
Now, as Biden prepares to run for a second term serving as stooge for dueling gangs of Obama employees, Warren and Sanders who take turns pulling his strings, he is expected to quietly celebrate his 80th birthday out of sight with close friends. and family in a base that is filled with methamphetamines that allow him to finish complete sentences.
“I’m sure the Republicans will use the day to remind everyone that he’s an octogenarian out of his mind, which couldn’t be further from the truth,” a Biden ally complained to The Hill.
Why possibly would the Republicans do it when they can save it for 2024?
The midterm results have made Biden a frontrunner for the 2024 nomination, which is reassuring news for Hunter, China and 1,000 of their closest friends and lobbyists.
While many will make jokes at Biden’s expense in 2024, most comedians who don’t expect to appear on Colbert or host one of the many failed successors to the Daily Show or appear on a college campus can still do so.
One of the functions of the post-presidential presidency is to be a foil for comedians. There’s always some official reason why you can’t make fun of Democratic presidents or nominees, like they’re black, or women, or Hillary Clinton. With Biden, comedy is running out of excuses not to be funny.
If you’re a left-handed high school comedian or talent show that airs live on Saturday nights and can’t make fun of a jumbled, incoherent mess that gets its sentences off a Scrabble board dropped into a salad without Olive Garden weekend. bowl, maybe it’s time to give up and do something more productive like changing Biden’s diapers.
Happy birthday, Joe Biden. You took our savings, our happiness and our future. The least you can do is unintentionally make us laugh.